I admit – I’m not perfect. Guilty as charged. Some candid and random assertions from a Mom who’s not perfect.
- The sandbox may be the best and worst outdoor toy ever invented.
- I need a sippy cup for my coffee.
- My kids are cuter than your kids. I’m not apologizing, that’s just the way it is.
- There are days I wish I was 23 again – with no responsibilities except rent and a bad job……
- I am officially out of the running for “Mom of the Year Award”.
- I never want to read Dr. Seuss’s Fox In Socks again!
- I shop at consignment stores for my kids’ clothes.
- Baking is not something I do. If I need some type of baked good – I usually purchase it at the grocery store bakery.
- I don’t knit, scrapbook or watch Oprah. I’d rather play golf, surf the Net and watch Sportscenter.
- There are some nights that I can not wait for bed time and a quiet house.
- I just realized Father’s Day is in less than two weeks and I have no plan.
- I’m super excited about leaving the kids with the In-Laws for an overnight getaway with my husband this weekend.
- I am too cheap to buy my own so I use my baby’s lotion.
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I do not keep all my children’s artwork. Just the major things, like handprints with poems.
Why are these “confessions”? These all seem totally normal to me.
Well – that’s good that they seem “normal.” Means you’re Not a Perfect Mom too! Welcome.